May 31

sonjacolemanbodypillow 10:39 am
look at that fucking retard

Deranged Sex Worker and Fag Hag

idea for a sitcom starring moi as fag hag whos had her heart broken 1 too many times

*Trigger warning: Graphic story*

Suspect in murder, dismembering cultivated bizarre online presence: Luka Rocco Magnotta, a 29-year-old Canadian model and adult film star, has been named the main suspect in a bizarre murder case which began with the mailing of body parts to political offices throughout Canada. Prior to the current incident, Magnotta gained a bizarre reputation online for once dating a serial killer (edit: which he denies) and allegedly posting videos of himself killing kittens. In fact, Magnotta was deemed the main suspect in the case due to a video that allegedly showed the killing. (National Post link includes graphic content, though censored) The suspect has since escaped custody. *wince* Such a bizarre week for news.

i want him to be my best gay friend

-sorry:

these were on the kitchen table when i woke up along with a LIST of things my mother wants me to do ON MY DAY OFF i wish she wouldleave me the fuckk alone